Wednesday, January 21, 2009

The Superbowlers Part 2: Troy Polamalu's Hair

It was my extreme pleasure this week to get an interview with one of the most charismatic personalities in the NFL today. Appearing in the coming Super Bowl will be the ever-recognizable Troy Polamalu's Hair.

B-IV:
First of all, I would like to congratulate you on your recent successes, and on your pending appearance in the big game. What preparations are you making to face that big passing attack?

TPH:
B-IV:
Now you and many of your team mates have been here before, but this time you're the favourites. Does this change your approach in any way?

TPH:B-IV:
And what sort of challenges do you expect with your individual game?

TPH:


B-IV:
But enough of this. Were there any celebrations after Sunday's victory? What does a big NFL star's hair do for fun?

TPH:B-IV:
Ha ha ha... of course you play in Pittsburgh, which has a great tradition in pro sports, with big names like Lemieux, Bradshaw, Mazeroski. Which Pittsburgh sports icon would you say has inspired you the most in your career?

TPH:

B-IV:
And of course as a famous football player, people look to you for inspiration as well. What does a hairdo in your position do to help the community at large?

TPH:

B-IV:
Thank you, Troy Polamalu's Hair. It was a pleasure as always.

TPH:

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