The author actually wrote most of this a long time ago to post on an anti-Pierre Facebook group. Here are some reasons to hate TSN "personality" Pierre McGuire.
because he acts like he's this fucking primo coach when he has a lifetime record of 23-37-7
because between overtimes in a playoff game, he actually asserted that "this is when you want your star players to step up"
because he's a disgrace to the WHALE
because he randomly decided to shit on malkin during the wjc for not back checking... fuck pierre how many 18 and 19 year old forwards are good back checkers?
because "when this guy plays, tsn stands for the sidney network!!!" ...fuck off
because he's a senator (94-96)
the monster of the game... pierre you're such a cock. ovechkin could have four goals in the game and it'll all be thanks to the physical play of whichever canadian guy you happened to jack off to in the last u-20 tournament. seriuously man, what's up with that? aren't you like 50?
if he has a particularly serious hard-on for a player (examples: crosby, phaneuf, any staal brother) he'll just randomly mention them during any game, even when they're not playing
not to continue to harp on the crosby thing, but come on pierre. since your livlihood depends on continued fan interest in the nhl how about not selling the league as a one trick pony? especially when that one trick is the third best player. on his team.
do you detect a bit of a double-entendre when he talks about a player's "active stick"?
DOUBLE DION... the author is actually getting pissed off writing this. you're a total fucking sack-jones pierre, i fucking hate you so much. clown dick.
this guy is such a stiff, darren fucking pang should be on the a-crew.
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